Yannis Pappas Revealing Stuff On Answer The Internet That He Absolutely Should NOT Be Revealing To Anybody, Ever

KFC 8/27/2019 8:57 PM

Yannis Pappas in the motherfuckin building tonight for ATI! Co-hosts with Chrissy Chlamydia Chris Distefano on History Hyenas, and he’s about to drop a new special produced by your boy Hezzy Andrew Schulz. Funny ass Greek guy with a shit ton of experience and a lot of really solid shit coming out right now:

I saw all this shit and I was like, I gotta get this guy in for KFC Radio and Answer The Internet. And then immediately he starts talking about jerking off wearing his mom’s stockings and I knew that I made an excellent choice. Not a good choice. Not a great choice. An EXCELLENT choice. After the cameras stopped rolling I asked him if that was a real story and he confirmed his father did, in fact, catch him masturbating wearing pantyhose and high heels and it was a phase he just grew out of. That is some wild ass shit, man. We all do some funky things when we are finding ourselves but 8 yrs old? Jerking off? Wearing women’s stockings? Yannis Pappas you are one weird ass dude.

As for the question, for the more normal people of the population – its a truly difficult one. A belly shirt is absolutely grotesque for a skinny fat dude like me. You cant hide that. High heels at least when youre sitting down with your feet under a desk or something, you can kinda conceal them. Not much, but at least there’s some reprieve. With the gut out, theres just nothing you can do. But wearing heels is functionally a nightmare. I’d be wobbling around like a baby deer on ice. My feet would hurt like a motherfucker. And it would be equally as silly to see me in some Stilettos. So I guess I gotta pick the belly shirt because while I might look like an asshole at least my toes wouldnt hurt.

Check out 2 of our Hall of Fame Answer The Internet’s featuring Yannis’ boys, Chris Distefano and Andrew Schulz: